Futon method

When you fold down the back seats of your car with a partner to have my room.

When i was with Kenzie we were in my car and i used the Futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

FuToolie

A disease that comes from a fake household that has a fake loyalty system and is open to fooling everybody except the actual real one.

Them: “ Damn bro, Where you been? I ain’t see you in a minute”
Me: “ Bro you didn’t hear me I said I got a case of da FuToolie at the crib and y’all didn’t believe me

Them: “ Bro we tried to tell you about the Futoolie in our own words but you wasn’t listening”
Me: “ Y’all cut my ears off and except me to listen to the Futoolie ? Please..”

by SueDonJawnWitNoLawn December 18, 2024

Futology

Futology is the study of Futa. Futology is a highly interesting and "hot" topic among young and old researchers/scientists/academics. Futology is considered a highly intellectual topic.

Smart person: Do you study futology?
Dumb sub 5: NO!
Futa: You will die now!
Dumb sub 5: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

by futologi2077 August 25, 2025

Black Futos

The hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont't dare speak against them. If you're in Black Futos you also HAVE to have a black futo on GTA V.

Person1: That crew looks real intimidating.
Person2: I think it's Black Futos.

by ØsmundRublox456 May 8, 2017

Black Futos

Black Futos is the hardest crew ever known to man. They are so intimidating that even the president dont dare speak against them. To be in Black Futos you need to be from Froland and have a black futo on GTA V.

Person1: Those guys look so intimidating.
Person2: I think its Black Futos.

by ØsmundRublox456 May 12, 2017

polish futon

Doing the nasty sending it full roast from behind.
You send her a full soft serve pie face style.
Then fold the futon up with her in it!

I was smashing my ex from the back and prepared a full shit to the face from the back.
And fold the futon up with her in it. Polish futon style

by 123toes987 May 2, 2024