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fuckstick

1. a person that is behaving like a complete and total jackass

2. NYCPimp
Quit being a fuckstick.
by anonymous January 20, 2005
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Cryptic code, for an order of phallic shaped breadsticks popularized at a pizza joint i once worked at.
"Andy...Two orders of fucksticks with sauce to go please!"
by fuckface gimp September 6, 2006
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a dick or dicks or people who act like dicks
he is a fuckstickor she sucks my fuckstick
by corey July 23, 2003
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A dumb-ass who tries to fuck is his own brother on a mortgage is a fuckstick.
Brother "A" tries to fuck brother "B" by charging an exorbitant rate and excessive fees on brother "B's" "GFE", thereby becoming a "FUCKSTICK"! Only to be beaten out by some unknown person at some unknown bank.

This unknown new friend saved brother "B" over $3,300 in prepaids and closing costs. And over $189.00 per month in payment! Or $68,000 over the life of the note!

Which makes brother "A", just an A. See also "Asshole".
by spofs June 7, 2007
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Ross M is a fuckstick who does no work
by Roberto July 3, 2003
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1. A fucking idiot or moron. (syn. fucktard)

2. Someone whose actions, opinions, and beliefs are so fucking stupid you just want to say "fuuuck!" and hit them with a shovel.

3. A person, who as a minor functionary, is just functional enough to throw sand in the gears of civilization. One step up from retard, retarded, exceptional, special, etc.
You'll find fucksticks in positions that they cannot be fired from; usually in low-level government positions or in dying industries with strong unions; for example your local school district administrators, city council members, Child Protective Services caseworkers, or political party hacks. They might also be sons of privilege, and cause damage at higher levels, such as judges, corporate executives or Republican politicians. They are plentiful in Hollywood, where actors and musicians are rarely educated beyond high school but gas on about the envronment, politics and the like. They invariably listen to talk radio (conservatives) or hippie/new age/astrology/alternative claptrap (lefties). Both freely spew forth opinions they've gleaned from whatever internet conspiracy theorists they favor, boring and embarrassing those around them.
by The Mocker July 15, 2009
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