Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.

There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey

Step-function by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021

Vectorithmic Function 

The logarithmic function of a vector. Also called a vector-valued function (which is a less commonly used name for it)

Leosaman! Find the vectorithmic function of y=3x+2

Vectorithmic Function by Shackee June 20, 2022

Liver Function Test 

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

Liver Function Test by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

Recursive Function

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Uncaught RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded

function definition() {

console.log('a recursive function is defined as')

definition()
}

Recursive Function by rA123sf May 1, 2023

Symbolic Function 

Something english teachers talk about a lot but will never actually make any sense

Tybalt’s symbolic function in act 1 scene 5 is to shoe the audience how conflict has detrimental effects ok society and individuals

No one:

Me: ……………

Symbolic Function by Therealbobthebuilder June 21, 2023

He Function 

He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.

Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”

Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”

Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”

He Function by dr_balls_ November 19, 2023

Ian function 

The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."

I am a survivor of the Ian Function

Ian function by Barr3.0 February 12, 2024