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Finnish Fuckshake

When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."
by HandlessHoudiniFan August 20, 2009
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fucksake

An expression of angry disbelief. A combination of the words "fuck's sake" that can be typed faster by removing the apostrophe and avoiding autocorrect while being texted.
For fucksake, did the "I'm with stupid" shirt he was wearing tell you anything?
by UrbanPoncho December 8, 2017
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fuckfacehead

Derogatory insult.

Syn: Shithead, Asshole, Fucker.
You stupid fuckfacehead!
by M.R. June 7, 2003
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Fuckalate

The group gathering of mass quantities of people with the intention of giving and recieving sexual pleasures with numerous involvement of others.
Dude! I just invited all of facebook to a fuckalate!!!
by you me my apt August 11, 2010
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fuckfake

A middle-aged man from the North East that has gone through an endless midlife crisis, who aspires to be just as much as a shitface as any other psychopathic devil. This Beta male thrives on taking people to court, using steroids, covering up an unrecoverable receding hairline, and being a terrible father. In most cases, this narcissist feeds off of drama and alienates his children and exes to console his weak ego while looking good in front of the mirror. Generally, someone that builds a huge following as an inspiring social media influencer, but is a shitty person when off camera. They all know that they are gaslighting pussies, who are afraid of anyone 1-upping them, and are quick to manipulate their "enemy" by either playing the victim, or innocent when getting called out on their utter bullshit. They're often a kiss-up when interacting with anyone who has called them out in the past, to act like a "nice guy". It only takes about 2 days for them to show who they really are again, but not in the way you would think. He will tell you to do something in a nice way, but if you say you don't want to, he won't stop pushing until you agree to do so, making him a control freak. These morons don't understand that having people do stuff for him constantly doesn't make him look responsible. It takes the approach of making him look like a bitch-ass, insecure, <i> fuckfake <i/> who has nothing better to do than create drama. These "creatures" are also known for their jealous behavior.
Guy: "Can you believe that bodybuilder slandered some guy on social media?"
Friend: "Yeah, that guy is a real fuckfake."
by psichowolf March 6, 2021
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fuckface

the person on the giving side of a blowjob; A term describing a person whom has given a blowjob.

The act of giving head, technically speaking could be classified as fucking ones face. thus deeming the person whom is giving said blowjob the face being fucked, or fuckface.
Bob: Hay John, is it tru that your GF Sally wont put out after 2 years?
John: Hell no, Sally is my little fuckface every night.
by Trollsama June 5, 2011
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FuckFace

Wade is a FuckFace
by SuckdisD January 8, 2014
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