straight fucked

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.

There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.

by bingcrosby July 9, 2009

Pumpkin Fucked

1. The result of receiving a poor haircut.

2. Requesting subtle blend from duckass into broad comb-over only to receive bowl cut blow out jersey parkway.

3. The result of pumpkins being destroyed onto neighbors, professors, managers, and god parents homes, vehicles, jets, schooners or kayaks.

4. Having had your skull banged out.

Mrs. Doe adversely tipped her stylist twenty five percent despite being pumpkin fucked the day before her sons queero wedding.

Last night Kip pretty much just pumpkin fucked Calhoun's once dynamite crew cut.

Upon the realization that my date just wasn't going to shut the fuck up, I knew the only way I'd have silence was to pumpkin fuck her into oblivion.

by Oily Depths March 28, 2010

Fuckberries

Interjection. Commonly used when something bad is about to happen or someone has to do a humiliating task.

- Dude, it's your turn to scrub the toilets!

-Awwww, Fuckberries

by POOPY MAN September 8, 2003

[fuckberry pie]

A hot piece of ass.

I'm sure that cougar was a nice slice of fuckberry pie back in the day.

by JayDawg5150 January 17, 2009

Fuckcess

When you succeed in having sex with somebody.

You know Jenny, she was a total Fuckcess!

by HUMAN zoologist January 31, 2010

Club Fucked

1. When playing video game golf (Tiger Woods) the computer does not allow you to use a certain club.

2. The club you wish to use is not an option.

"Awe man, you got club fucked on that one."
"Shit! if I wasn't gettin' club fucked I could make this."
"How come every time we play for money I get club fucked?"

by w.phx.az March 10, 2009

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006