fuck me with a brick

Normally used to express surprise or relief.

Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

by cdxfdh June 1, 2016

go fuck yourself with a sausage

take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage

by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

Fuck 'em with the mouth shut

A silent fuck-back in retaliation for being done wrong.

The store owner made the cashier work overtime against his will so while no one was looking, the cashier pocketed a Benjamin while saying, "Make me stay up here all damn night, and I'ma fuck 'em with the mouth shut!"

by VMC Andrizzle September 24, 2011

Shit with Fuck

When a man shits into a woman's Vagina, the woman Queefs the shit out into a cup, and smears it on a small shaven child or animal.

Sean: What are you doing in the bathroom with my girlfriend, a shaved cat, and a cup?
Tim: Oh, just Shit with Fuck.

by Tim S Trickler December 13, 2009

Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel

eating a girl out

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.

by Dr. Amanda Love March 10, 2009