fruitbatting

the act of spreading one’s asscheeks and searching with the tongue for dingleberries(poop)

I wonder if Helton got full after fruitbatting Emily’s asshole?!

by yourdadfr October 18, 2022

fruitbasket

A derogatory term used to describe either a homosexual man or sometimes a feminine man, that is also prone to crazy or erratic behavior.
The word's origin derived from two common slang terms "fruitcake" and "Basketcase"

I caught my husband dressed in my favorite lingerie, he was doing an excellent rendition of "Single Ladies", but after noticing me staring at him, he lower his voice as much as possible, looked at me with a straight face and said "These are not the droids you are looking for"...WTF I married a "Fruitbasket"

by robdabanks January 3, 2023

fruitbat

A gay person who is crazy. Someone who obviously has a few screws loose based on the way they dress, extreme makeup or fashion choices. You might see one being interviewed on the TV news and think to yourself “that is one crazy motherfucker.”

Did you see that 7 foot tall black guy being interviewed on TV? Dude was wearing silver rollerskates, rainbow hair extensions, pink eyeshadow and talon fingernails? Man what a fruitbat. I couldn’t even listen to what he was saying to the reporter because his outfit was so weird, you know?

by Hitchhiker42 January 26, 2023

Fruitable Booty

Being a Fruitable Booty is being zesty and or zestful actions towards others or with others.

Aye Yoooo,Yall are some Fruitable Booties!! YALL ALL NEED JESUS!!!!!! You are a Fruitable Booty.

by monkeypoodoo11 March 2, 2023

Fruitalicious

A word for a fruity delicious person, a fun word to say with a fun meaning.

Person A: Are you Fruitalicious?
Person B: What?
Person A: You are definitely Fruitalicious.

by Fruitalicious April 21, 2023

FruitStalling

When you insert a large penetrable fruit inside another persons anus. Fucking a hole in the fruit causing maximum pleasure to both people. Fruits include small melons and oranges for beginners and watermelons for experts.

Best performed on fruits with no stone or pip in the middle, unless that’s your preference.

Hey bro, want to come fruitstalling with me and the boys later ?

by Fruitstaller2 January 17, 2026

Friday Night Fruitbowl

Some stupid game that a bunch of cockatoos play daily. It's like we're supposed to tolerate your game, when we can't even do it. Also, NinjaMuffin is racist too. It's a virus that's killing the interwebs.

Jack: Hey I like Friday Night Fruitbowl!
Black: You like Friday Night Pooptickler!
Sack: Is that so?
Fack: Of course!

by Senator Foreskin February 17, 2023