friedman unit

A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that conditions in Iraq will improve "in six months."

"This time I really mean it - - we're just a friedman unit away from victory over the terrorists."

by reefwalker October 1, 2007

Frigid

Being afraid of any interaction with the opposite sex; OR
Being sexually unresponsive, pokerfaced to his/her attempts to kiss/hug/have any interaction with you

He's so frigid.
She's so frigid.

by eden March 12, 2005

Fried Rice

Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.

The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.

by DaPwettyPwincess September 3, 2018

shrimp fried rice

Rice fried by a shrimp.

So you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice...?
(Shrimp fried rice)

by brodge December 21, 2021

Marty Friedman

one of the greatest guitarists around today. in a band called megadeth and cacophony. Slash sucks ass

Listen to Speed Metal Symphony and Hangar 18

by HimanshuInAbox May 13, 2005

Brain fried

Studying so much and working so hard for some classes, that the individual is making more mistakes then correct things.

Dude, after taking that test, I am brain fried.

by mwallace2202 October 30, 2014

Jason Friedberg

One of satan's workers who, along with partner Aaron Selzter, plots to destroy the world by releasing so many terrible films that our sense of humor is lost forever, thus thrusting the world into a constant state of being pissed off.

"Why did you kill that guy?"

"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."

by Nick Den October 20, 2008