fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Formula 1

HAM
VER
BOT

Person 1: Tell me the truth about Formula 1. I am ready to hear it.
Person 2: HAM-VER-BOT
Person 1: *cries*

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

Eric Forman’s Basement

The greatest and most chill place on earth also the best place to get baked.

Hey let’s hang in Eric Forman’s basement and get high

by YoungDagger8===D February 4, 2019

formuler

How Mr. Krabs on the television program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "formula".

{Mr. Krabs}: What was that? Oh its just Plankton on another one of his failed missions to steal the Krabby Patty secret formuler again. Oy Plankton, down the shitbowl you go!!! {flushing sound}

by Telephony June 6, 2014

MLA Format

Stupid, pointless method for writing a paper and citing your sources. Dictates that every little detail must be done in a certain way and if you make the smallest mistake then you deserve to fail (and be expelled if your in college).

The paper took me only a half hour, but I ended up spending all night correcting it because of the stupid MLA format rules.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 1, 2012

Scumbag Format

Slang derogatory term for MTG "Type 2" (Standard) tournament format. This tournament style is looked down upon because it requires players to continuously buy new cards, since after a few months cards become banned.

"Naah, I can't play my deck there, they only do scumbag."

or

"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."

by Volrather March 25, 2009

Bibhorr Formula

The new mathematical equation that terminates trigonometry by rejecting functions like sin, cos and tan.

Bob: How to get rid of erroneous functions viz. sin, cos and tan?
Arron: Try Bibhorr Formula!!

by Woggerly February 10, 2018