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Forking

Verb (for-king): The act of simultaneously penetrating one or more sexual orifices with multiple phallic objects. Most commonly performed during MMF threesomes, but can be performed in solo, couple, and homosexual sex acts.

See Double Penetration.
Keith: Man we were forking that bitch all night.

Jimmy: Yeah, we forked her good.

That Bitch: Can we do some more forking?
by The Shadow Man March 18, 2011
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fukingest

The most fucked up.

Used on Blizzard's Battle.net by T.S.o.P.@Azeroth.
<T.S.o.P.@Azeroth> THE FUKINGEST STUPIDEST PERSON EVER
by Rizon January 27, 2005
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Forking

aka. spooning. who left the fork out of the spooning situation? forks lie in a drawer just like spoons. so don't discriminate against forks. and fork w/ your partner..tonight.
My roommates and I fork often to keep warm in the cold of winter in our dorm room.

He forked me all night long.

"Forking is just another form of innocent spooning," she said.
by Mmccallister December 17, 2008
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forking

the act of scratching your back with a fork. the longer, the better. Also can be used for scratching of the ass, as well as balls, just be careful not to scratch to hard.
Dave, stop forking your ass!
by kate mctiernan August 12, 2007
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forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.
Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*
by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009
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Forking

Where a couple of people - best with more than 3 - throw a fork around, trying to catch it whilst avoiding it becoming embeded in a part of their body.
Me and my friends invented it in school when we found a spoon and started throwing it up in the air. We then lost it and found a fork instead. This is more dangerous and much more fun!
Girl: Ooh, a fork!
Boy: Lets go forking!
Everyone: Sounds fun...............

Girl: Ouch, it's in my eye.
by ELIECTRIC; April 3, 2009
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forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.
"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.
by C November 23, 2003
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