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To shave ones pubic hair only on the outer edges so that your pubes grow back thicker and taller around the edges, making a fortress for the inner pube sanctum.
I gave myself a fortress so that my pubes would be safe.
by Team11 May 13, 2005
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Vas te faire foutre

"Go fuck yourself", or "Fuck you" in French.

Va te faire foutre is spelt INCORRECTLY. The conjugation for Aller (to go) in French for tu (which is the assumed pronoun, as the reflexive is using te se foutre is a reflexive verb) is Vas NOT Va which is the conjugation for il/elle/qui/on (he/she/who/one)
Vas te faire foutre!
Tabarnack, man, je te deteste!
by misanthrope March 23, 2005
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Foire Engin

A common term used to describe fire engines, when using a Cornish accent. I love the Cornish. Anyhoo, this is also a way to taste the drunkness of a friend, by seeing how many 'gin' sounds are added on the end.
Stan: Are you drunk, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 6, 2005
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Fortress of Failitude

A certain food court in a certain BJ's in New Jersey where fails and epic fails occur on an epic level. It seems all people who can or will create these are drawn to this one place, it is a nexus of fail. This of course, could apply to any and all BJ's food courts really.
BJ's Food Court in Club #172= Fortress of Failitude
by seteshsuperbia January 2, 2009
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Team Fortress 2

A team-based FPS video game developed by Valve Software where the player and his teammates can choose 9 different classes with different weaponry to try to capture the objective to win in different game modes.
Hey, have you played Team Fortress 2?
by sn3k4_34t3r July 1, 2018
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Flying Fortress

A slow maneuverable airplane bomber with the name B-17 in World War II used in lots of bombings with 5 turrets giving the name "Flying Fortress"
The big tough guy from Cherynobl looks like a Flying Fortress
by Ouch that's bad November 17, 2019
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Team Fortress 2

A multiplayer game in which the graphics are not ultra-realistic but they are smooth. The game was created in 1993 and has been getting updates since. This game is available for free on steam.
ah jees the new Team Fortress 2 f2p update sucks
by Aberham Lincon September 8, 2020
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