Fluffel

When someone sticks cotton candy on the tip of their dick

“I tasted Johnny’s fluffel today, it tasted amazing.”
“Really? Me next!”

by Cotton Tip July 4, 2021

blog fluffer

A topic that, when blogged about, generates a large number of comments.

"Anna Nicole Smith is a proven blog fluffer."

by tap tap tap January 1, 2009

JB Fluffer

one who fluffs the cock of someone who is above them in the coparte office

jared is a JB Fluffer at the tankwash to his bosses

by tankerbob August 4, 2009

Snorkle Fluffer

An underwater blow job. To have oral sex under water as in sucking cock or licking pussy. Maybe While your partner complains about feeling nothing or gags from the slime on ones vagina. Which is common in this situation.

I bet out there right now theres someone whos haveing this read to them while they give their signifacant other oral sex and gagging.

That girl got so drunk last night we took turns giving each other snorkle fluffers, while i soaked in the hot tub.

by The bliznichetness thing alive August 18, 2011

Office Fluffer

A slang term for people who visit the bosses office regularly to offer hollow praise and sometimes gifts - with the intention of influencing the future actions of the boss. With time and work, the "Office Fluffer" can not only make the boss think they are a Super Hero - they can usually get them to fly in any direction they want with a few subtle comments (then disappear before any action happens).

"I just saw Jane go up to the Bosses office with some coffee 10 minutes ago - then back down to her desk. When the Boss came down - he told us we were to do things a new way. I swear I heard Jane talking about doing it that way last week...odd that method makes her job the easiest in the office. Of all the Office Fluffers - she's the best.".

"Man - that's got to be the third time Bob has been in the office asking how the Boss stays so ripped, and the third time he's come out discussing something important about to happen in the company. I think there's some serious Office Fluffing going on!".

"Every time Mike is missing from his desk - you can guess something bad is going to happen. No one in the office likes Mike, except the Boss - who thinks Mike is a genius. With enough Office Fluffing - Mike will eventually be pulled off the floor and given a nice job doing QC or something.".

by Mr.Ages II August 30, 2012

Relationship Fluffer

While seeing or dating someone, they claim they are not ready for a relationship or are afraid of commitment, but will then break it off with you and move immediately into a committed relationship with the next person. You prep them, if you will, and warm them up to the idea of a relationship or commitment. It's just not with you!

"Damn, I am so sick of being a relationship fluffer for all these loser guys who claim they don't want a commitment as they now have moved on to the next girl and they are now exclusively dating!"

"I'm a master relationship fluffer. Immediately after parking me in the friend zone, he now has a serious girlfriend when he told me he just wanted casual."

by Annabnna October 6, 2013

Involuntary Fluffer

Someone that gets your cock hard without knowing they are having such a filthy impact on your day.

The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.

My new boss has no idea that she’s my involuntary fluffer.

The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020