Floridian Fire-starter

The Floridian Fire-starter is a sex position which involves two participants, in which one of the participants gets hard and balances their tip on the others belly button, and starts spinning like a bey-blade at such an extreme speed that the friction burns a hole through the ground.

"Never do the Floridian Fire-starter, worst mistake of my life" - Werner Hertzog

Floridian Fire-starter by Yeast Mustard June 18, 2026

Floridian Wetwash

A floridian wetwash is when a man wraps his mouth around a womans asshole and holds his nose shut while a woman sharts directly into the mouth.

I paid a prostitute $60 for a floridian wetwash

Floridian Wetwash by Johnny Rosebud June 27, 2026

Floridian Kolache

When,during sex, one partner takes a shit into the other's asshole.

"Dude, the chick I was with yesterday is so kinky. She asked me to give her a floridian kolache"

Floridian Kolache by Tobias Finch July 22, 2026

Floridian Pooper Scooper

When someone defecates in your earhole and proceeds to fuck you sideways, this lets the poop drip in your ear creating an earbud like mold you can then use to stick it up the others mouth

Yo Joey, I gave Meredith a Floridian Pooper Scooper last Wednesday and it was WILD!!

Floridian Pooper Scooper by StinkyPube420 July 23, 2026

Branch Floridians 

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.

The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.

Branch Floridians by Manager December 16, 2004

The Floridian Hurricane 

The act of spining the male genital in a circular motion while pissing. This is commonly used to show dominance.

"Did you hear, Bob did The Floridian Hurricane too show his dominance.

The Floridian Hurricane by advar February 2, 2022

The Floridian Fent Dart

Local Florida resident hooked on crack hides in the trees shooting blow darts laced with fentanyl trying to take out all of his/her local enemies

Wow did you hear that Rodger got hit with The Floridian Fent Dart? I guess we have to lock our doors tonight.

The Floridian Fent Dart by Johnny Slim November 15, 2023