falafels

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.

Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.

by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005

Falafelcopter

the most epic thing you will ever here and if it were to come across Chuck Norris the world would explode from epicness

You: o ma gawd i had the worst day today

Me: Falafelcopters!

You:WTF

by The Falafel Copter master September 25, 2010

falace

1. The human male's sexual organ (Penis)

1. She loves the falace.
2. His falace was a proud soldier
3. The falace felt at home in its warm moist surrounding
4. The falace got enraged and spirted its protein filled venom in her face.
5. She appreciated the girth of the throbbing falace

by Dave Constantine March 16, 2008

Fala

This is a term used in East Africa - Kenya for someone who isn't street smart

This guy is a fala slow

by rugbylife September 23, 2009

Falanjulate

pronounced Fah-lan-jou-late

The act of covering and releasing the carb of a pipe rapidly To achive a higher yield of smoke

you need to Falanjulate the carb on the pipe to get more smoke

by Blake - Mike December 16, 2005

falam

serious, shnerious, a old wooden ship from the Civil War

Are you falam? There is no fucking way that I will go to funplex with those slumangos.

by Bobb89 April 8, 2006

Falaised

adj: drunk

verb: something getting completely destroyed, in honour of the messiest house in Surrey.

"he only had two beers but he was completely falaised"
"went to a party last night, the house ended up totally falaised"

by e312 January 29, 2007