Freudian penis

When you say one thing, but mean your mother.

- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -

- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?

by crabbadon January 25, 2010

Freudian text

1. Sending a text message to the subject of your text, instead of the intended recipient.

2. Texting someone what's on your mind, as opposed to what you meant to say.

1. Me (to Alice): "Hey John, isn't Alice is a real bitch?"
Alice: "...What the fuck?"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."

2. Me (to Alice): "Fuck you, lying whore."
Alice: "What?!?!"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."
Alice: "...Again?!"

by kanapanapan August 25, 2010

vagina feud

A bitter quarrel between to females that can be a hairy mess.

"Ann and Colleen are in a vagina feud."
"That's gonna be a hairy mess!"

by lownstar2 October 8, 2011

Feudal Whore

One who sleeps around profusely but has high standards; whore royalty

Though she is very free with her sex, she only sleeps with very clean and attractive guys which makes her not just just a whore but a...wait for it...Feudal Whore

by K.Daggzyo January 16, 2011

Freudian Autocompletion

When the autocompletion inadvertently changes a word in your text that, although incorrect, actually reveals what you're REALLY thinking

... I'm on my way - I can stop and pick up something. Would you like some beer, how many?

.. Could I have sEx today?

-- Freudian Autocompletion?

by ncacace April 8, 2015

faluda

A bad bitch that has all the other bitches crawling on their knees. Very popular amongst teens. An obvious life of the party. Legend has it flauda can shoot ping pong balls out of her vagina.

Insecure girl to herself: Man I wish I was a faluda!

Friend: Bitch who wouldn't!!

by bouncingtitties2003 July 31, 2016

freudian slip

When you accidentally say one thing but mean your mother, another, sorry about that.

Friend: Did you see what your mother, I mean brother, did to me last night?
Me: Hold on, Wait, was that a freudian slip?

by Nukeemhigh57 June 13, 2018