Faecal Fuck

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.

"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"

by ShannanD July 25, 2023

faerie

The most beautiful girl in the world. There is only one.

Josie, you are my faerie.

by ImAFaerieToo! October 2, 2011

facerape

When you leave your Facebook logged in at a public place, someone else goes through your accounts and adds silly groups and changes your status

Boy 1: Did you see my facerape today?
Boy 2: yeah saying (girl) had wet herself was so funny
Boy 1: All her friends thought it was true as well haha

by Lu_ellen March 13, 2009

Facerapist

A person who uses the art of "facerape" to create confusion and rage as soon as their victimes leave their Facebook accounts open.

Mattias is a Facerapist, he wrote in his sisters facebook that she had an abortion because she didn't knew who the father was.

by Big Beard Boss August 22, 2011

Faraci

An unwanted public hole fingering.

That male feminist talks a lot of social justice shit in public, but he's really a scumbag, he pulled a faraci on a woman at a bar once, she was pissed.

by unqueering October 9, 2016

faecal position

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd

I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor

by Elizabeth April 7, 2005

facerape

When leaving your Facebook account logged in, a so called friend decides to update your status. Usually to something sexually graphic and inappropriate.

I was only away from my laptop for 2 minutes when Sammy decided to facerape me

by platapin July 15, 2010