Gay Focker

"meet the parents movie"
full name: Gaylord Focker

by Big Koz Club September 17, 2003

Focket

Flipping the bird with your hand in your pocket.

I'm passive aggressive so instead of showing you my middle finger, I'm doing the focket

by Jollythyme April 2, 2019

meet the fockers

hilarious movie. I haven't seen the 1st one.

ugh. Women. Am I right pal? yappydy yap yap. Enjoy the fight.
Stewie on family guy.

by adrian December 26, 2004

focked

when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 19, 2008

focker

An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"

I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.

by JacknRochNY December 28, 2007

fockopage

A measure of how many mistakes were made or disasters occurred in the commission of a project.

My golf game today contained remarkably little fockopage, if one ignores anything that happened around the fifth, sixth, and tenth holes.

by eilonwya10 June 5, 2010

focker sandwich

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"

come here and give me a focker sandwich

by ajawaja December 22, 2010