flampt

When you nut then your meat goes soft

When I nut my meat go flampt

by Trottski May 16, 2018

Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast

When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

Flasted

a task accomplished with little to no effort or care as to the outcome of the accomplishment ff-laa-stid

John did a flasted job of cleaning the sceptic tank.
phil achieved a flasted grade on his homework assignment.

by onepumptrump May 4, 2020

Flastered

To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time

Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)

submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear

I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.

by Vaginiti5 December 5, 2020

flashton

gamur

that was a total flashton move

by flashton1028 March 4, 2021

flapston brake

when you flap your fat juicy cock soooooo hard it starts throbbing even without any means of arousal in the immediate vicinity.

DUDEE I HIT THAT FLAPSTON BRAKE SO HARD I CAME HANDS FREE!!!!

by suckmeplz April 1, 2021

Flastix

A combination of flexible and elastic.
It is used as an adjective or as a noun.

As an adjective it is used to describe things that are both flexible and elastic. Typically clothing or other fabric things. (Irregularly conjugated as flastixable)
As a noun it is used to restate how stretchy something is.

1: woah that shirt can really stretch!
2: oh yeah it's a flastix.

by MangoHtebazile May 14, 2021