festival ready

This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.
by Bboxed September 03, 2014
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Festival Mom

A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.
The festival mom walks around camps with her camelbak watering the wooks.
by Mr.kavinsky February 24, 2020
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Festival of the Clom

A sacred festival honouring the Great Clom and how he saved us all from eternal damnation. It takes place every year on 30 February in a field in the middle of Norfolk. The Festival of the Clom consists of grown men and women running in circles around a large fire screaming 'Clom' while wearing nothing other than beige socks pulled all the way up their legs and crocks. All that sustains these people is the alcoholic delicacy known as Doye (fermented cat hair mixed with crude oil). This festival lasts for 3 days
Dan: Oi, are you going to the Festival of the Clom next week?
Jonny: Yeah, I'll make sure to iron my socks!
by Shlidmobile January 15, 2013
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Slag festival

A festival of slags. Quite simple really. All you've got to do is find yourself a shitload of crackwhores, cheap hookers and anybody with anal lung cancer and you've got yourselves a slag festival.
by Sir Bradlor XIII January 16, 2006
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Porn festival

Where people come together at a certain time often at a national park to act out there porn dreams. And people watch porn and then copy that. That can last a week or more. How ever long it last.
by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010
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Damnation Festival

A Indoor music festival in Manchester UK, put on bu a group of disilusioned metal fans annoyed at how local uk acts are overlooked in favour of watered down US imports. Lineup mainly consists of heavy metal acts from the UK with a couple of overseas bands for good measure.

Next event is on the 15th of October 2006.
Wow, Damnation Festival was awesome!!!
by Doomantra August 09, 2006
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testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.
John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.
by JJ-ATCs March 31, 2011
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