relationship felon

1. A person who repeatedly breaks the rules of engagement when romantically involved (i.e., cheats, lies, steals, beats, etc.).

2. A player who insists on being in a relationship, even though all he/she does is cause pain.

Tammy seems to attract nothing but relationship felons who end up treating her like dirt.

by Lolita Files December 26, 2008

Helationship

he-ley-shuh n-ship -NOUN

1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.

2. The step after a "bro-mance"

3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.

My bromance has prospered into a beautiful "helationship"

I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.

by Mixologist November 4, 2010

freelationship

in between friendship and relationship with no strings attached. relationship with the freedom of being single.

faria and rick ross are in a freelationship

by trinibodi November 12, 2010

relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

by lolweird February 25, 2018

Nofun Relationship

A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.

Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!

Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.

Stevie: This is a nofun relationship

by September10 October 23, 2008

Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

Interspecies relationship

Sounds more sophisticated than beastiality.

John was in an interspecies relationship with a fiery female hyena.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2017