cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn

Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper

by anon2014 September 21, 2010

lying fapper

Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.

That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.

by Robert Himler November 3, 2013

u fappa to pappa

Honestly the worst insult known to mankind, this word is known to destroy planets in seconds, was thought to have been the reason the Big Bang happened...

>ur mum gae

>ur dad lesbian

>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa

>**universe explodes**
>no survivors

by Goats_In_Boats March 17, 2018

Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

Fappin' Fever

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).

Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.

Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.

Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?

Guy 2: I'm chafing...

by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010

Fapping

To jack off or masturbate.

Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands.

by liemmm March 3, 2009

fapphones

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.

My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

by Anonymous States of America October 25, 2007