Dirty Ervin

When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle

Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Eryn

Eryn is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. She also one of those girls that you'll never forget once you meet her. She can be a little weird at times but that's all apart of her outgoing and witty personality. She's very trust worthy and forgives people very easily. Even though she doesn't thing it she is a very beautiful person on the inside and on the outside. She may not be the most stable person mentally but that's what makes being around her much more interesting, and she's not afraid of a deep conversation or argument and will argue her side until her face turns blue. If you ever run into an Eryn make sure to hey and trust me you'll have a future best friend right in front of you.

The one Joke the Eryn said had me dying , the girl is too funny.

by that_one _girl11 March 1, 2022

Ervin

The dude gives 0 fucks. Like seriously man! You try to vent but the dude will just put his hand on your face and push you the fuck aside. I mean, the guys a dick. One time, a girl at our school was going to confess her feelings to him and just when she was about to give him his gift, the fucking asshole grabbed it and threw it in the trash! THE TRASH!! The one next to the boys bathroom! Well at least he did one good thing, he made that girl a lesbian.

Ervin is a dick

by Bombvoyage August 17, 2018

ERVINISM

When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.

"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism

by ervin April 25, 2008

Ervin

A man known to have a small penis

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.Girl 1: the guy im dating has such a small penis
Girl 2: a guy like that must be an Ervin

by beigell September 29, 2020

Dirty Eryn

When you sit on your partner's face and hold their mouth open and try to poop into it.

I was riding his face and felt like surprising him so i pulled a dirty eryn

by Happyhonesty March 31, 2020

eryn

A trashbag gutter slut

eryn is one who is of trashbag slut appearance residing in the gutter

by dsfsdfsdfsdfsdfs October 17, 2008