Ernis

He‘s an albanian with big dick.

Ernis is pretty

by User1516161 November 21, 2021

Ernie spot

Desirable public parking spot, typically up front and center.

I went to the movies last night and can't believe I snagged an Ernie spot.

by Mel A Tonin January 5, 2025

The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.

I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.

by EFSASK March 6, 2020

ernie fear

A little piece of shit who thinks he's funny but everyone hates

I swear I hate Ernie fear

by James chargles December 14, 2019

ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.

(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!

by failureislikely January 24, 2018

Ernie Whale

Incredibly smart and attractive man. true story

Wow I wanna be like Ernie WHale

by EmilyLovesMeRight October 11, 2021

Big Ernie McCracken

An expert bowler as in the movie "Kingpin".

"We had a chance to win the league game but not after "Big Ernie McCracken" showed up".

by SKINLADEN December 15, 2021