edsel ford high school

Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.

idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.

idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.

idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.

by edgar allen poe...i think August 20, 2008

Emelee

The most beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.

There is only one Emelee in this world and its not you, or is it?

by I<3Elmo December 14, 2010

Edsel

A car the the Ford Motor Comapany made in the late 1950's (1958-1960). The life of the Edsel didnt last long because no one liked the trademark "Horse-Collar" grill or the odd name. It is a very very rare car, very few were produced. Some of the models were: Citation, Pacer, Roundup, Ranger, and the Corsair

ME: Wow! Did you just see that Edsel?
YOU: That the fuck is an Edsel?

by BillyGunn September 27, 2007

julian edelman

A white wide receiver who plays for the New England Patriots. He could wear a sack and still look supermodel gorgeous. would most likely fuck your bitch and make you watch.

Julian Edelman is daddy material.

by teenagedreamxo March 4, 2018

edelhauser

An edelhauser is a extremely hottt teacher that is usually shorter in size and has sexy blond hair. she will do usually do anything with her students as long as they satasify her well enough. she loves the younger cock and will do anything to get her mouth, pussy, or hands on it. she usually likes it short and fat but occaslly will have a extremly long fat juicey cock in order to satsify her sexual needs. she loves her students and will go as far a getting t-baged by them in order for them to pass the class. she is not bi-sexual and will not do anything with the girl students in her class.

mannnn coup-dog did you see that fine ass edelhauser in the hall way last period. i hope i have her!!!!!!!!1

by mommas boy December 9, 2006

Emelito

A Demi-god with crimson and silver wings. Capable of burning half the world in crimson rage while shielding the other in silver providence.

Originates from "Emmanuel."

Is often humored by Korean Television Dramas.

Emelito: ...
(sound of flames)
Emelito: ...

by Ecsis February 18, 2008

edgelink

A bus that has one of the shortest routes ever between Edge Hill University and Ormskirk Bus Station

"I was going to hop on the edgelink to go to morisons"
"Just nipping to get some Alcohol from Bargain Booze shall we take the edgelink"
"Shall we hop on the edgelink"
"Strange Alien Numbered bus EL1 edgelink"

by the rabbit on the lawn by link January 30, 2012