Ear Beards

ear beards- excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'
Webb needs to trim his ear beards before they get too long
by caison123 January 09, 2012
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Ear PMS

Period of undefined duration in which one's sensibility to music (i.e., music's ability to trigger emotions/feelings) is reduced.

Although one's preference and sensibility to music naturally and significantly varies between genres and artists, the "Ear PMS" does not relate to this phenomenon. Instead it refers to a general state of less predisposition to be upwinded by music which in a normal/basal state is capable of bringing up feelings.
- Hey, have you checked that song I sent you ?
- Not yet. I'm having ear pms, so I'm saving it for later so I can properly judge it.
by hcKz November 17, 2013
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Beer to the ear

A sly prank for when your friends are passed out; consists of pouring portions of beer into an unsuspecting, (often unconscious) victim's ear.

Coined at the 2010 Cavendish Beach Festival.

Cavendish, Newfoundland, Canada.
blake: *passed out*

dylan: beer to the ear?

ian: hells yeah.
by Stampitch March 01, 2011
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Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.
During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"
by Undermedicated January 16, 2011
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Freudian ears

An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.
Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.
by tikib February 13, 2011
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cauliflower ear

Deformation (many times permanent) of the ear due to repetitive physical contact. Semi-common in boxers. VERY common in wrestlers/grapplers that have trained for a number of years.
This can be an initial sign of someone that can mess you up pretty bad. Some famous people include guys like BJ Penn and Randy "The Natural" Couture.
I was at a bar last night and I saw some loud-mouth, idiot starting shit with this guy who had cauliflower ears. 10 seconds later, the 'idiot' was choked out unconscience and looked like a slobbering jack-ass. He should have known better than to mess with that guy.
by earljames April 18, 2008
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The Bitch Ear

In your ear stretching/gauging process, it is that ONE EAR. it's the one that is more difficult to stretch, takes longer to heal, and just doesn't look as good as the other ear, and you experience much more discomfort with it. it's a total bitch because it just won't cooperate with you. therefore, it is known as The Bitch Ear.
guy#1 "dude ! my left ear hurt more than the right ear when i stretched it last night."

guy#2 "haha.....i see you've got THE BITCH EAR."
by Def Initionn August 19, 2009
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