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Evelyn is a girl who obsesses over ugly soccer players and doesn't know how to grammar. She thinks the plural version of monkey is monkies. It's so sad :(. But, besides that, she is a pretty cool human bean who has a good sense of humor.
Did she just spell monkeys as monkies? Oh, that girl is such an Evelyn!
Evelyn by 420slaveit December 4, 2016
A Evelyn is some one that takes Ike’s wallet
Evelyn by RyanOchoa November 14, 2018
a physco bitch cousin that is crazy and a whore
wow there’s Evelyn, run!
Evelyn by hayleygeorge November 28, 2019
Eh you can do better very low overall personality not that nice or caring always grumpy
Ewww it’s Evelyn run !
Evelyn by HankDaTank25 May 5, 2020
evelyn is a girl who is very nice but is such a fucking a hoe and we don’t like it! she sucks too much dick and flirts with guys, not to mention lets them sexually assault her. evelyn’s are coming to steak your mans and don’t make the same mistake other girls do because once she sees you happy/like a guy, she will instantly make that guy fall in love with her because SHES A FUCKING HOE!
Alex: omg i told evelyn i liked steve and now she’s flirting with him!
John: omg i guess that’s why her name is evelyn lol
evelyn by pink!ismylove December 12, 2019
If you ever see an evelyn punch her because Evelyns are rude and popular. Evelyns like to make fun of people and Evelyns are short blue eyed girl that have blond hair. Evelyns can be really smart but they are very mean to anyone thats not like her. Evelyn is not very fit but she can control you with her good looks. If you see a Evelyn anywhere try to be nifpce and walk away as fast as you can before the back hand gets to your face.
Omg Evelyn is comming! Run!!
Evelyn by Whos_this_bish October 12, 2018
Dude do you know that new girl Evelyn

Oh yeah that whore ?
Evelyn by Jsiehebems May 27, 2017
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