egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014

Esting

To participate in homosexual activities such as oral and anal sex with another man.

Man I was esting with John last night

by Insertnamehere072 February 5, 2021

Relationship Edging

Different than Edging, Relationship Edging is when friendzoners get so flirtatous and close to dating someone without actually dating that it becomes uncomfortable.

"Tom's Relationship Edging Jenny"
Jenny: What do you like in women?
Tom: Someone that I can have a good conversation with.
Jenny: OMG Me too!

by skinnyalienboy July 6, 2018

sneeze edging

When you notice someone about to sneeze and you somehow (distraction like saying "bless you" before they actually sneeze) force an incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm).

Is it mean to say "Bless you" before someone sneezes? No, everyone enjoys a good sneeze edging every now and again.

by Tanooki14 May 4, 2022

Drive by egging

The act of driving by a house with jumbo eggs, stopping and quickly throwing the eggs from the window at the house and speeding away. Oftenly done when the 50 is around and not enough time to get out of the car to properly egg the house or in pussy mode.

brina:"you up to stealing your moms mini van again and egg dougies house tonight?"
aj:"nah the 50 is everywhere tonight"
chubby bunny:"one word: drive by egging"

by ilovenewport54 April 10, 2011

Egging

when you are having sex and you stick an egg half way up your partners ass and then you use your dick to shove it all the way up the ass, then you use your dick and shove it very hard up your partners ass that you break open the egg and cum inside of it, then your partner shits on it and you eat it out.

sorry I didn't go to church yesterday, I was to busy egging my wife.

by PopKatTime April 3, 2022

Double Edging

This is when you are edging while masturbating and simultaneously "prairie dogging" until you release both in an explosion of ecstasy.

So I was holding my shit in while I was jerking off and started to double edging.

by Uncle Strangeman June 13, 2018