Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011

The Dirty Dutchman Trifecta

This is a sexual act involving three woman laying down in the shape of a triangle. The first woman menstrates into the second woman's mouth. The second woman then chokes up the menstration through her nose into the third woman's anus. The third woman then squirts the menstration from her anus back into the first woman's vagina.

"Instead of putting your finger down your throat to throw up, just grab a few chicks and tell 'em to try out the dirty dutchman trifecta. That should do the trick."

by Joseph Von Hedberg October 22, 2008

Flying Dutchman

it's where you drop a large hot steamy pile of shit onto her chest and then swam dive your ass cheeks onto her and smear it all over her, sexily!!

marsh was a fiend for the flying dutchman, so he asked brad to give it to him good!!

by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005

Flying Dutchman

Its when you lube up someones asshole and then lube up your head and just take a running start and dive in.

I couldnt sit for weeks because of the flying dutchman ted gave me.

by Dominic22 April 14, 2006

bloody dutchman

The sexual act involving blocking the female orifices, pressuring her body with a vessel such as a air compressor, and then plugging the first point of rupture by insertion of the erect male penis.

Sean performed a bloody dutchman on his girlfriend Megan for their 1st anniversary and is looking forward to his next 1st anniversary.

by sick_bastard12345 March 26, 2009

Flying Dutchman

Term used for a guy who constantly circles the bar or nightclub trying to get a chick to talk or dance with him.
They sail around a lot but never come into port.

"That Flying Dutchman has hit on every girl in the bar and got turned down. Maybe he should stop trying so hard."

by justaguyinvegas June 9, 2007

dutchman

matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure

matt came last night and took our pepper

by tyler February 16, 2005