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This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"๐˜›๐˜๐˜๐˜š ๐˜๐˜š ๐˜ž๐˜๐˜  ๐˜”๐˜–๐˜” ๐˜‹๐˜–๐˜Œ๐˜š๐˜•'๐˜› ๐˜๐˜œ๐˜Š๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž ๐˜“๐˜–๐˜๐˜Œ ๐˜ ๐˜–๐˜œ! "
by KelpyHere March 16, 2020
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Doesn't know dick about Richard

A variation of "You don't know dick" but with a bit more class.
The idiot driving in front of me is making a left-hand turn where it is clearly marked, "no left-hand turns!" Obviously, he doesn't know dick about Richard and shouldn't be allowed on the road!
by Applepiegirl126 May 6, 2011
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Doesn't make me a bad lad

Common phrase used in defence of ones self when provoked by an individual.
Whiting: "Were you jammin and flexin with that buff galdem ting last night then ended up hanging out the back of her?"

Russell: "Yeh it was just for bant, doesn't make me a bad lad!"
by Julian McKenzie April 15, 2009
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size doesn't matter

what guys with small dicks say.
jeff: size doesn't matter

liam: you're only saying that because you have a little cock.
by your mother's mother October 29, 2014
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scotty doesn't know

a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.
"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"
by lauren July 1, 2004
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Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).
You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.
by pentozali January 18, 2009
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