Ditch pig 

An affectionate term for a fat ugly girl

Ditch pig by shearer June 17, 2003

Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.

“Are you excited for December 2nd”

“Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”

Ditch day by Sishhhk October 29, 2019

ditch banger

A snowmobile (also see “snow machine”) possessing the appropriate suspension travel and handling characteristics to ride haphazardly, or drunkenly through rural drainage conduits. First coined in the Midwest, it is gaining popularity in mountain western states.

That Polaris with the 12 inch suspension made one hell of a ditch banger until I didn’t see that mailbox and then holy-wah, there it was!

ditch banger by Commander Orth March 5, 2011

Ditch Leopard 

A stray cat, especially in rural areas that hunts small birds and animals from ditches

While driving through the countryside we noticed two ditch leopards lying in the grass waiting for their prey

Ditch Leopard by James Phineas January 20, 2009

Ditch diving

a redneck activity involving fishing, swimming, or digging for trash in canals and ditches on the side of the road

Check out this awesome lightly stained mattress I found ditch diving behind Walmart

Ditch diving by Sandy Sea July 8, 2014

ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.

Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!

ditch piglets by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018

Ditch Ornament 

A dead animal in a ditch or on the side of the road

Did you see that ditch ornament back there? It looked like a skunk.

Ditch Ornament by Xandria March 9, 2021