Disasterbate

In the face of pending doom, man shuns only the quickest and most rewarding of activities. Disasterbation describes the carnal quest for the much-coveted preapocalyptic climax.

The second most satisfying of self-pleasuring activities, Disasterbation bows only to Faux Invigordisastpublation--publicly masturbating, with vigor, in anticipation of a miscalculated armageddon.

(see also: Dicksimation, Blastpocalypse, Cum Bucket List, Anal-Eye-alation, Catajysm, Catastrofeces, and Holocaustitution)

INTELLECTUAL 1: "My goodness, Intellectual 2, I dare say that, despite having immaculately worded definitions, the examples UrbanDictionary endorses often seem contrived in nature, unnecessarily abrupt, and leave one with a dearth of expounding information via general scenario, anecdote, or lexicon."

INTELLECTUAL 2: "Hear Hear, Intellectual 1! I ... OH! Gracious, is that an earthquake!?!? ... DISASTERBATE!"

by barfcake November 15, 2011

disaster porn

A movie with lots of destruction and explosions and disasters. For example: Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012.

That disaster porn made me horny for destruction. BRB, I'm going to go blow up my niece's barbie doll with home-made explosives.

by twentytwelve12 July 8, 2009

disasterpiece

Something so bad that it goes full- circle and ends up back at the good side.

Yesterday's game was such a disasterpiece that I watched the tape in reverse to see if it would be less chaotic. Nope, it was equally whack both ways. The ending was a little better in reverse, though.

by anotherk February 23, 2007

disasterporn

In addition to the above defintion, this term is also used in the debate community (particularly policy debate) to describe how debaters tend to get happy and excited when they hear of bad news they can somehow use to an advantage in a debate.
There is a kritik about this, because it could be considered somewhat immoral to derive enjoyment from another's suffering.

1.Debater1- "Did you hear? Five people were killed yesterday after the government mismanaged their healthcare... I've found some awesome evidence from this that'll really boost our case! We're gonna kick those other team's a$$es!"
Debater2 *looking at computer screen*-"Whoa, sh*t, man, that's some serious disasterporn there. I like it."
Debater3-"Y'know, that's sort of wrong you're so happy about this... but what the hell, I'm using that evidence too!"
Deaber4 *sighing at this perceived immaturity* -"If this was a debate I'd run a kritik on you guys right now."

by killerfiller January 24, 2006

Disaster

Miley Cyrus.

Parent: OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT A TORNADO?
Kid: Close. It's a disaster known as Miley Cyrus
Fan girl younger sister: That's not true! Everybody loves Miley Cyrus!
Kid: Everyone with Lobotomy.

by A. Naun. E. Mussk May 8, 2010

disaster nudity

Identified first by comidienne Margaret Cho, disaster nudity is the semi-clothed state where one is wearing only a shirt, or only a coat, or is missing pants or underwear. It is called "disaster nudity" because it looks like one was "in the shower and there was an earthquake," so one just had to throw on what was readily available.

Girl: Oh mylanta, I'm so tired of my boyfriend walking around in just a t-shirt. No one wants to see flaccid man junk that early in the morning. Or when they're making toast.
Girl's Friend: Wow. Sounds like Disaster Nudity to me. You gotta have a talk with that fashion-challenged dbag.

by Princess_Aria October 31, 2009

Disastermind

Noun

Disastermind (plural Disasterminds)

A person responsibly respos unexpected natural or man-made catastrophe of substantial extent causing significant physical damage or destruction, loss of life or sometimes permanent change to anyone for the highest level of planning and execution of a major operation.

Benard Maddoff is the greatest disastermind on eatrh who went to prison for a hundred years.

by MikeKal July 19, 2009