dick diddly

Fuck all

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

lordy diddly

A term used when you are surprised, intrigued, ashamed or angry.

"Ella pissed me off today, lordy fucking diddly."

"Lordy diddly you shat me up"

"I missed eastenders, lordy diddly"

by Angelique Junior January 5, 2019

piddly-diddly department

Somewhere where one goes to 'relieve themself' as oppose to the 'poo-parlour division'!

Random person 1: "I really need to go to the piddly-diddly department"
Random person 2: " Ahem...I think you should have gone to the poo parlour division"

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 9, 2004

Gosh diddly darn it

A phrase used to replace damn it in a better more holy fashion. It also replaces any word that shows frustration or humiliation.

I lost my pencil! Gosh diddly darn it! What will I do now?!

by Yayeetyaaa May 26, 2018

son of a diddly

son of a bitch

Homer: Hey Flanders, your house is on fire!
Ned: Oh-- for crying out-- son of a diddly!

by dedweesel January 27, 2003

bro diddly

The ultimate bro. Commonly used to refer to a close friend or pet.

"Bro Diddly, did you seriously just merc on my eggroll?"

by kyler serfass May 27, 2007

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003