dickshitdeity

Canada has a new deity, the deity of man. The shared dickshitdeity, the 8th delusion of reality, that combines the 7 free floating delusions of reality. The blasphemer, sac religion. The religion of man, born to make mistakes.

" Our glorious dictaker fagdoe, has introduced the new and improved shared dickshitdeity, the religion of man sac religion the religion of balls."

by Spoonman1969 December 28, 2024

Dickshitfart

When your penis farts and shits at the same time, a Dickshitfart.

Joe: hi Gerald
Gerald: My Penis just farted and shitted, Dickshitfart
Joe: Gerald.. what the fuck

by Fartmaster9000 April 12, 2025

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025

Buried by Dickshots

buried by dickshots—(adj.) BARE-eed bi DIK-shotz
Actively dating online, as a female.

Are you seeing anyone steady?
Nah, I'm just buried by dickshots.

by Chillanthropist January 3, 2012

Trickshots without dickshots

What someone says when you try to get a trickshot and pull it off, without making a dick of yourself.

Ah fuck, I missed.

Ah, you know what they said: can’t have trickshots without dickshots.

by Wobblysausage June 22, 2024