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Disney Story 

1- Story made for general audiences to believe that it has a happy ending, but in reality (which is hidden from them), the story actually ends in tradegy.

2- To lie to someone by making the real story seem good or happy, when in reality it´s something baaaaaaaad.
1)
Pia: You know that movie that just came out?
Rithi: Yeah, Deerfield Beach High Musical! I love it, i has such a happy ending!
Pia: No it doesn´t, in the end the guy cheats on the girl and leaves!
Rithi: But it doesn´t show.
Pia: It does at the end of the credits.
Rithi: OH! No wonder…
Pia: That´s such a Disney Story…

2)
Ian really told Raquel a Disney Story when he said he was moving to Alaska, but he actually just wanted to break up with her.
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disney girl 

A female whose interpretation of reality is unrealistic because her expectations are based on her favorite media and celebrities.

Disney girls have the ability to soak in information but not process it, they read/hear/see a lot but think little.

Often times, Disney girls are heavy social media users, and have a bubbly online presence so that they may sensationalize the monotony in their otherwise average lives.

Disney girls can only befriend other disney girls, because the rest of society is too realistic. This leads to entire friend groups of Disney girls, as well as workplaces full of Disney girls when there is a Disney girl in charge of employment.

The term disney girl is not limited to females, as in some rare cases there are males whose expectations of reality are unrealistic and dillusional on a daily basis due to these same reasons. These men can accurately be described as Disney girls, bearing no implication to sexual orientation.
Example 1:

Disney girl: Tomorrow we are going to have the best night of our lives. Tequila shots, the Bachelor at 9pm and Jessica is going to be there!!! I have literally never been this excited. I'm going to go to the store tonight and get ready for it. Oh, this would make an amazing Facebook post! I hope nobody asks if they can come... This is our ladies night.

Person hearing her scream from across the room: fuckin' Disney girl.

Example 2:

(Facebook Post from a Disney girl)
Just found a coupon in my bag for Starbucks, combined that with some pocket change and the leftovers from a gift card I got this Christmas and I was able to buy a vanilla chai mocha latte with extra whipped cream! Thank god because I don't know if I could make it through this meeting otherwise. Now everything is life is amazing :DDDD
disney girl by Soundshek March 5, 2015

Disney Princess Syndrome 

A girl who believes that one day a prince charming will come and sweep her off her feet, at the cost of all attempts of other relationships. Also belives that when this happens she will be swept off her feet and will live "happily ever after". This person is also naive in the bedroom and usually uncomfortable with many forms of itimate relationship interactions.
Nah mate, she suffers from Disney Princess Syndrome, tried my hardest but it wasn't enough

Disney soccer-hot 

A female who is not strikingly attractive, however can seem attractive when contemplated, or there is nothing else to offer to the male eye.
Derived from the character Emma Putter, the main romantic interest in Air Bud World Pup.
Matt: You know Alexa Vega from the Spy Kids series?

Ben: Yes.

Matt: I'd tap that!

Ben: Meh. I guess she's Disney soccer-hot.

Disney gay 

The gay equivalent to the straight horse girl, a Disney gay is an emotionally unstable queer man who conceals his vast insecurities with an unhealthy obsession with Disney films and extended Disney IP like Marvel superheroes, theme parks, and Star Wars. He’s socially awkward, obsessive, and pining. He will eventually fully let himself go at 35 to withdraw into his fantasy world.
Man 1: It says here on his Grindr profile he’s into “themed entertainment”
Man 2: That’s a Disney gay that doesn’t want to admit it. Run, don’t walk

Disney Rum

Slang term for Captain Morgan Spiced Rum. The name stems from the pirate on the bottle. Pirates of the Caribbean is a Disney trademark and amateurs drink Disney Rum because they don't know any better.
Brandon: Why don't you drink Rum and Cokes like me? Only pansies drink beer....

Kyle: So drinking sugar water and Disney Rum makes you a man?

Brandon: Shut up.

Kyle: Is that Jack Sparrow or Johnny Depp on the bottle?

Brandon: I hate you.
Disney Rum by Kas619 November 6, 2007

Disney Channel Flow

Named after the line in the infamous Jake Paul song, "It's Everyday Bro". A song artist taps into this when they produce low quality music and trying too hard to pander to youngers.
That bratty pop singer really has that Disney Channel Flow.