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Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!
"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"
by __baka_ November 30, 2018
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Destination fucked

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.
She is going straight to destination fucked.
by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019
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Destinitis

When you skip your responsibilities due to laziness or a female that requires all of your time. This is typically a long term ordeal.
1) Ayo why’d you skip that long run, do you have destinitis?

2) Boys I think i’m down with the symptoms of destinitus.
by CureDestinitis February 6, 2022
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destined for this life

That this life is given to us for only a time to show the world that either we are willing to evolve and adapt for survival and live, or stay stuck in the past and die, or become extinct.
I was destined for this life and it is my destiny to sink or swim, to evolve and thrive in life or be afraid to change and die.
by GodlessQ June 20, 2023
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Destination Fucked

When a drunk sheila thinks shes bloody tony hawk and eats shit meanwhile a little shit cuntof a son gives her the finger and in the corner theres a obese pig next to a fire ... That is destination fucked
I was fucking around and the roof and took a hard right to destination fucked
by ice10cream1 November 29, 2018
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1v1 Final Destination No Items Match

A brutal fistfight between two people without any intervention.

The term comes from the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically from e-sports competitions. This type of match is very common because Final Destination is a "pure" stage, with no platforms, walls, or slopes, so it depends only on skill.
A: What happened? Why is he so beaten up?
B: He just had a 1v1 Final Destination No Items Match with his coworker.
by Filename99 September 1, 2023
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Final Destinationing

To kill someone by means of something falling off of your vehicle
This pitchfork i had strapped to my truck fell off and ended up Final Destinationing the motorcycle rider behind me.
by O. Lloyd August 28, 2022
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