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Defecunt

Sophie is the consummate defecunt. She is just an all around shit cunt towards all her coworkers.
by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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defecal

A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
by Telephony November 22, 2016
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admit, believe, conform, defend

"Admit to Life; Believe in Heart; Conform to Love; Defend to End".
Admit, believe, conform, defend to life.

Admit to Life: to be mortal is to be certain of nothing else.
Believe in Heart: create from the core as to stray is to strive.
Conform to Love: precedes every law to strengthen entirety.
Defend to End: never, ever deny the value of your destiny.
by Ricardo Alonso May 12, 2014
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defective user

A derogatory term used to describe a computer user who has caused computer errors through their own actions.

Also commonly known as an I.D.10-T error (l33t-speak for idiot)
Nerd 1: "So did you find the problem with Cathy's spreadsheet?"
Nerd 2: "You bet - defective user."
Both laugh knowingly.
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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Defend Yo Self

When your receiving and ass-whopping of such a high caliber that a spectator must instruct you on how to "DEFEND YO SELF"
when your watching a fight and one of the fighters is basically a punching bag and you must shout "Defend yo Self" man!!!!!
by the aveeenger February 14, 2012
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Defend The Volga

To defend the Volga River, usually used in games where you are heavily outnumbered or/and outgunned, but continue to defend a critical point/ chokehold for if that falls, you lose. Can be shouted, along with the term "Not one step back!" and "Traitors will be shot"
*In CoH 2* SPAM RIFLEMAN, DEFEND THE VOLGA AT ALL COSTS! NOT ONE STEP BACK!
by Yolanda Jomyma March 17, 2015
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ground defects

ground effects or a body kit that makes a car or truck look like shit, usually made of cheap fiberglass that doesn't fit too well
My favorite thing about Ricky's Mustang are his sweet ass ground defects!
by P Holiday September 12, 2011
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