detention

A place where you get sent when a teacher notices something bad or inappropriated. The best way to get one is to chew gum.

Kyle: Yo David. I just got a detention from Miss Hoffman for chewing gum. So I gave her the finger and got another one.

David: For real? I just chewed 36 pieces of gum in history class and didn't get a detention. I kickass.

Miss Hoffman: Who just said kickass?

David: I did.

Miss Hoffman: That's a detention.

Kyle: Haha. Sucks for you.

by Matt. H. April 18, 2005

defecation

The most honorable and at the same time relaxing and emotional action in a man's mean day.

I have been decorated by the Queen of england herself for having taken a crap in the royal bathroom. The most noble defecation of the garter

by XxLorDxX November 23, 2010

Definitions From 2005

Definitions from 2005 are what make up the majority of top rated definitions on Urban Dictionary

All or most of them were written in or around 2005 or earlier. Because of this, they are generally outdated, reflect the views people had in 2005, and are known to not be reliable. People should keep writing and redefining definitions to keep them up to date.

Hey, I looked up a word on Urban Dictionary, here are the results!

These are all Definitions From 2005, it needs to be updated.

by Funnel-Vortex May 12, 2014

Proper Definition

Something that the Urban Dictionary does not consist of.

Person 1 - Hey, why'd you flunk the vocab test? Weren't you studying all week?
Person 2 - Yeah, but I used the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1 - Dude but you know that they don't contain the Proper Definition
Person 2 - Well. Yeah, but I used Bing.

by YouAteMyCrayons March 28, 2015

Date definitions

Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions

Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get some love or all

And if you go vote then there will be almost everything being name definitions and the thing that I am talking about

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 19, 2019

Name definitions

Somebody saying something good about themselves and making a definition of it here to feel better about their petty selves

Hey look my Name definition says I'm not a wanker (*secretly laughs knowing she made her own Name definitions*)

by BREAD IS NOT A YOUTUBER June 10, 2022

Fake Definition

A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.

Examples:

1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)

2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)

3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups

Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.

Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name

Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022