Deceptifart

When you think you're just going to fart and instead you poop your pants.

Uh oh I just had a deceptifart! Got to run to the bathroom and change my underwear!

by JustSilly April 9, 2017

Decepticonz

Rap group featuring Mareko,Savage, Alfrisk and Abollo from New Zealand

More than meets tha eye...Deceptikonz will fuk u up,cut u up bad-More than meets the eye....

by asdfreii December 2, 2003

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

Decepticles

Devastator's(a Decepticon) testicles in the movie Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Have you seen the decepticles? they are made from steel!

by Decepticle August 10, 2009

Decreptitude

Cath made it up in a childcare lesson, it means the same as decrepit, except its used by her and her alone.

the process of becoming decrepit.

"It's years of work and decreptitude..."

by Chris February 1, 2005

Decepticon

At the climax of sexual intercourse pretend that you're going to aim for the mouth when depositing your load, but instead hit em in the eye and say "more than meets the eye." Then proceed to "roll out!" As an option, you can choose to wear a transformer mask w/ voice changer.

My ex-girlfriend is pissed that I gave her a decepticon. Now she has a lazy eye. I had to roll out fast.

by Chuck-B February 10, 2009

decepticon

You know when you see a girl from a distance and she looks pretty hot, but the ugly factor increases the closer you get.

(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!

by Scott January 14, 2004