Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

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deceptisket

When some young woman befriends you under the false pretence of not being a dirty sket. Often hunt in packs and drink vodka lemonade. Can be avoided with a sturdy Sket Fence

Don't worry about getting chlamydia last night, she must of been a deceptisket

When said group yells deceptiskets unite you know your in for dirty sex you will definitley regret!

by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

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The type of breasts that when supported with quality bra and clothing look amazing. However, when you get her home you are shocked to see her cans are not even close to perky, they are just lumps of fat and skin.... Decepticans

I gotta stop picking up chubby girls, they all have decepticans

by Rob Ogilbie October 20, 2011

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deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

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Decepticon

1. A girl who dresses well and takes photo shopped pictures so she is preceived better looking the she actually is. In most cases this female is not attractive at all.

Bro, bitch was a total decepticon!

by DeanMachine84 March 25, 2013

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