Danford

An unusually long shit.

"I'm gonna be late for class. I gotta drop a Danford first.

by FishyFry May 9, 2018

deformed

1. Being born with a severe birth defect, such as no arms or a mental retardation.
2. Not normal, strange.

1. Mr. and Mrs. Jack were so disappionted when they heard that their daughter Carol was deformed.
2. Dude, that band's music is so deformed!

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

daforrow

The day after tomorrow (da'af'orrow)
It seems most other languages have a word for the day after tomorrow, so why not us? Now if we can figure out one for the day before yesterday... da'be'terday? Nah.
rel: tomorrow gatilsday

Hey let's do lunch! How about say tomorrow or daforrow.

by Mike Vasquez September 26, 2005

dafoed

To be shocked or surprised by a large penis that was not always a shocker of a penis but grew into one due to a long duration of un-use. Again this is not a reasonably big penis but one that could easily be mistaken as a baseball bat if it was seen at a quick glance in the vicinity of a neighbourhood park.

I opened the unlocked mens bathroom door and was dafoed. I thought it was going to attack me or sweep kick me if I wasnt careful.

by brylan April 28, 2007

Deforest

an extremely desperate freshman in highschool who remains a virgin, yet pretends to have experience, majorly annoying, and all around useless

I can't handle anymore deforests in this town.

by Shayleen Jeffus February 4, 2010

dafrizzam

an exclamation such as "damn". suitable for use when your ho done left you fo yo nigga

dafrizzam ho get yo bitch ass over here

by The Oakster April 2, 2003

deformographate

To transfigure one object into another through unclear methods.

I deformographated rice into potatoes last night so I could drink shouchuu instead of sake.

by Aaron Chmielowiec June 14, 2004