fuckface von dickstick

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

by famhead November 30, 2018

dicksock

(a)sometimes referred to as a person thats a dumbass
(b)can basically be used to describe anything

"That person is being a real dicksock!"
"Are you wearing your dicksocks today?"

by psycholoser March 14, 2008

Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

dickstache

A thin line of hair found at the tip of one's penis.

Eric shaved his dickstache. Michelle noticed a positive change in her sex life.

by Cryptic July 11, 2005

dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.

This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!

by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006