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The Prophet of Deception

*Also known in other circles as Archbishop Charles Montgomery, Mr. Leon Weston, Dr. Jack, Godfather, Salvatore Ringo, Gerard Salazar, Freddy Incognito, and Lord of the Cynics.*

The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.

He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.

He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.

We can only pray that he does.
Pope: "My god, I just shit 15 times!"

Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*

Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"

Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"
by John Milovec December 30, 2007
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Decepticons

Lead by the power hungry almighty Lord Megatron, Decepticons are a faction in the Cybertronian war and they believe that conquest is the only way to prove that cybertronians are the most powerful beings. But mostly Megatron only wants to be the only leader.
Sentinel Prime: “Decepticons ships, fire on Optimus!”
Megatron: “Decepticons!”
Soundwave: “Decepticons, mobilise
by Mightshutdown March 13, 2020
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weapons of mass deception

1. what a government/international corporation uses to entice the population of a country/the world into making stupid decisions on politics/economics/society/ice-cream flavours etc.
"Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction" - British and American Governments (An Example of a Weapon of Mass Deception)
by winker July 8, 2003
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weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.
There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.
"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"
by Jeff May 26, 2004
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Decepticon

A Brooklyn street gang back in the 80s. Also known as "deceps".
"Deceps.. criminally corrupted culprits will beat you to death" - Necro

"Decepticons like to fuck decepticons"
by vanquishMC October 28, 2005
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Dark Deception

Supreme being in which has reflexs faster then anything in this world. Uses the skill of trickery to fool those who oppose him, and figures out complicated computer errors mentally with in nanoseconds.
Nancy: Hey DD whats 3995 in binary?
Dark Deception: 1111 1001 1011
Nancy: Ok, thanks...

Medal of Honor:
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX: HACKER!!! STOP OWNING ME!!
Box has left the battle.
by Webster September 6, 2003
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