Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 29, 2019

Dave

A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Dave‘s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.

I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.

by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021

Daved

Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol

I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!

by Crazy Frog September 15, 2008

Dave

The man who rescued chipmunks

Dave is one of the protagonists in Alvin and the Chipmunks

by I_Like_Ducks February 4, 2022

dave

the most creepy and animalistic kind of man you will ever meet. he is stuck in the past and in love with young girls. #andrea

Dave is my landlord and can kiss my ass

by bossassbitch69swagalicious March 2, 2022

Dave

The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.

Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted

by Fizzle S January 23, 2022

Dave

A person who rarely messages or chats in your chatroom.

He’s such a Dave.
Are you a Dave?

by ObeAba July 19, 2020