cnote

Dingus's Nephew

Man 1: Did you know Dingus and Cnote are related?
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Yeah, Dingus is his uncle. All part of the rodent family.

by Kenzo_Representative April 24, 2022

hoover cooter

Simple a vagina that sucks dick. A woman with skills using her pussy to massage and rythmically squeeze a penis like a milking machine on a cow's tit. A slut that (very well)screws everybody but you.

Dude, she is such an asshole. She uses you. How can you stand her. She's not that good looking, either. I don't get it. WTF?

(looking timid) Man, I can't help it. I got sucked in by the hoover cooter. I can't leave the most amazing piece of ass evar. It's like screwing a moist, hot, gentle vacuum cleaner. I'm numb.

by Pors Lynn Throne May 11, 2008

Carbondale Coyote

Used to describe any female who desires anal intercourse during, or immediately following the performance of a live folk band.

She just turned into a Carbondale Coyote while The String Cheese Band was playing... She wanted it hard.

by CarbondaleDisaster April 9, 2010

cow cooter

It's in the name.{a big cooter

That hurt my cow cooter!

by cow cooter April 8, 2019

Tractor Cooter

When u get raw dogged so hard it feels like you got a tractor to the cooter

“My pussy is so sore. His dick game was so hard he gave me tractor cooter. My wheat field has been plowed…”

by cootergirl123 April 23, 2023

Cougar Cooter

Sloppy Old Cougar Vagina. Older women who seek out younger men for sexual pleasure because their Cooter (AKA: Vagina) needs lovin' too.

Jim is going home with that old Cougar Cooter he just met at the bar even though she's the same age as his mother? YUCK

by SassyJax01 October 31, 2011

COTEP

An acronym for the Church of the Enlightened Pistolero. Congregation of the Enlightened Pistolero may also be used.

I was gonna cap dat cracka but he turned out to be one of those COTEP mo-fo's. He shot me twice in da ass and left me there.

by Sock -v- June 4, 2009