Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

CUmmie Bear

I large, usually homosexual male holding the ejaculant of another male inside there anal cavity for the ride home.

The Cummie Bear left his wallet on my floor.

by CummieMaster August 12, 2009

cummist

a person that worships cum

guy 1 : "Yo bro i'm a cummist"
guy 2 : "You're fucking disgusting"

by hugh_g.rection January 30, 2022

guitar dot commies

Anyone who posts definitions on urbandictionary.com about sickening sexual positions or maneuvers that involve punching the woman as part of the sexual position/maneuver.

guitar dot commies come from Guitar.com,specifically from the miscellaneous forum there,known as "misc" for short.

see Guitar.com misc sucks

by misc perverts are racist and misogenystic March 18, 2004

cumfiesta

(n.) an event where someone is ejaculated on by a number of males for the purposes of pornography

We had a cumfiesta on psycho bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

dodge cummins

A dodge cummins is american as fuck used by real people who want to roll coal and make torque

Did you see him rolling coal in that dodge cummins he american

by Olblue24v November 21, 2016

Cummission

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.

'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home

by Zinadean November 20, 2020