Cruncheazy

To heat up the end of a wire hanger with a lighter and press it down on your hoe's thigh when she gets out of line.

This method is preferable to smackin' yo hoe or smackin' dat bitch because it will cause a great deal of pain while keeping the cosmetic damage at a minimum, keeping the interest of your clientele at a maximum.

1- "Yo, I caught Destiny suckin off a whole coonacopia fo free so I grabbed my lighter and cruncheazied that hoe so bad on the inside of her leg that she had to keep workin cuz she couldn't close that shit."

2- Crunchy?

1- Naw Nigga, Cruncheazy!

by Cruncheazyathleatics December 14, 2009

arse cruncher

when you fart so hard your arsehole immediately snaps shut straight after.

god that was an arse cruncher

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

crunchenberrysnucklefucker

a fat hobo drinking vodka behind a store trying to direct people to the nearest pizza place

hey you hobo wats up,"go left then strait then you will find the pizza place" ok thanks you crunchenberrysnucklefucker

by doug or doogie October 14, 2008

cruncher

Short for "granola cruncher"

Chris: Why is Jan buying a used Civic instead of a new Prius?
Jo: Because she's a pragmatist, not a cruncher.

by Jeff-fu October 8, 2009

Cruncle

The creepy uncle in the family, everyone has one. If you don't, you probably ARE the cruncle.

"I am never staying at Cruncle Bobbi's again! I woke up to a basement bath!"
"My cruncle had the audacity to grab my girlfriends phone out of her back pocket"

"Did you see the photos from the family reunion? cruncle was nurturing his sister in law's breast"

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

Crunchies

Girls with crunchy hair usually styled with gel and gallons of hair spray to make the shape of curls who whore it up at parties.

Nikki- ah fuck the crunchies are here.
Tracey- who invited them?
Nikki-Crunchies are gonna go wild giving bj's when everyone leaves.

by charlyrogers January 24, 2010