Neo-Crunch

hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.

Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.

by DR. DEL ONE January 25, 2008

number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages

"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"

by Gaaaron November 18, 2013

Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 03, 2010

Crunch Community

It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.

Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!

by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021

CUSTOM BY CRUNCH

When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.

" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."

by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018

Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap

Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP

by loljazzi February 05, 2020

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 18, 2019