Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.
by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008
Get the Neo-Crunchmug. by Gaaaron November 18, 2013
Get the number crunchmug. to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)
Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.
by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010
Get the Punch the Crunchmug. It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.
by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021
Get the Crunch Communitymug. by loljazzi February 5, 2020
Get the Crunch Snapmug. The time of year when college-aged students flock to the gym to work on their physical appearances. It usually begins mid-February and lasts through the Spring Break season.
by Spooney March 10, 2011
Get the Cancun Crunchmug. by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018
Get the CUSTOM BY CRUNCHmug.