cruminal

A person who eats toast in bed and leaves crumbs in the bed without owning up.

There has been a cruminal in the bed

by the cruminal May 30, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crumpin Off

Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.

“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”

“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”

by Neil Cicierega August 10, 2018

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Crumbinal

A dead animal that will be eaten for dinner, especially when crumbed steaks are on the menu.

That poor lamb crumbinal - sure looks tasty.

by Dake8611 December 29, 2018

Crumpin

A crippled dry hump.

Music was blaring and people started crumpin.

by Sooshi69 November 30, 2020

Crutlins

unidentifiable crumbs, may or may not be food, may or may not be toxic

"Clean out your car, the floor is covered in crutlins."

by JolieBokeh April 19, 2021