crouch grout

a shaven, dirty pussy/ball sack.

Jen's boyfriend noticed her crouch grout and pulled back up his pants and ran.

by penn_college_srtk March 31, 2010

crouchwalkerslayer

a player in call of duty who crouches and walks around so his footsteps cannot be heard, often disliked among the call of duty community

he is such a crouchwalkerslayer

by yoloking423 December 10, 2013

Crouch Rot

Slang for jock itch, it's like athletes foot on your balls

Dude this crouch rot really sucks

by Grumpy duck January 27, 2015

crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Crouchinator

Is a male stalker that exclusively pursues hot tiny women of just legal age with tiny firm asses not much bigger than their own hard cocks. These males typically fuck these women in the prone position with a couple of pillows shoved under their hips. They make no distinction between an asshole and a vagina and will gladly fill each hole to the rim with sperm. They are also easily amazed as to how deep they can go before the woman feels like she is being impaled on a wooden stake. These males are easily offended by women that spill their seed and will typically carry around a bag of old wine bottle corks to plug holes that they have recently filled. These males typically weigh 2 to 4 times as much as their women.

Damn dude, don't be such a crouchinator.

by TwoSocks February 24, 2019

Crouch Cunt

Noun. People who crouch in the corner of the room behind the door on COD, they then jump out and shoot you in the back bc they know they can’t beat you 1v1

“Ugh, that one Crouch Cunt just ruined my 12 kill streak”

by dsowen March 25, 2020

Crönchy Dick

Male symptoms of an STD given to him from a girl belonging to the skreetz

“Damn, that hoe Karen gave me Crönchy Dick”

by TheClapster April 3, 2020