Crotch beard 

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

Crotch beard by Kuyo January 14, 2010

Crotch Dragon 

Noun: An untimely and unexpected erection.

Juan was asked to come to the head of the class, but could not because his shorts could not conceal his crotch dragon.

Crotch Dragon by English Boy under the Eiffel April 19, 2010

crotch dropping 

A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.

Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.

"Beth took advantage of her company's maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping"

crotch dropping by Flaza May 13, 2006

Crotch Portal 

The portal into which Squoosh enters via Jade Puget's crotch in AFI's "Girls Not Grey" music video.

Hey! Squoosh just entered the crotch portal!

Crotch Portal by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

crotch trophy 

Young child; specifically one well-dressed, enrolled in several "enrichment programs" and whose parents can't bear to leave him/her alone for one second, as no one else is good enough to care for their child even for a few hours.

Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!

crotch trophy by efie30 January 2, 2009

crotch hawk 

A person, usually female, who often checks out the bulge in mens' pants when in mixed company. A crotch hawk always knows when someone's fly is open.

"My friend Melanie is such a crotch hawk...I don't think her eyes ever get above the waist."

crotch hawk by KMOB July 26, 2006

Crotch Cannibal 

A man or woman who has extreme pleasure performing oral sex to a female.

Man that Joe is a crotch cannibal! All he talks about is going down on his wife..

Crotch Cannibal by Killer Js house of blues January 24, 2009